Friday, July 19, 2013

This month's posts brought to you by The Master of Kung Fu! . . .

CHINESE KUNG-FU!! . . .The Asian art of INSTANTANEOUS DEATH that is applied with NO bodily contact!!  This Chinese method of attack and self-defense has been kept so secret that it has been handed down in China only from father to son because of its DEADLY power to disable or kill!!  Now, these devastatingly brilliant secrets that require NO PHYSICAL STRENGTH OR EXERTION are revealed to you in the English language by a KUNG-FU MASTER who dares to teach you AT HIS OWN RISK!!!!
Secretly written in the Orient, the contents of this amazing "how-to" picture book was shipped to Hawaii, where it was printed undercover, away from prying eyes then sent to the U.S. for limited distribution to those who agree to apply Kung-Fu ONLY FOR SELF-DEFENSE!  If you were fortunate enough to be able to go to China, Hong Kong, or Hawaii to take this amazing course - and were willing to pay $500 or even $1,000 to your KUNG-FU Master - you would be REFUSED!  Kung-Fu secrets are NEVER taught to strangers or outsiders!!!  Because KUNG-FU is deadly beyond imagination, and since attack as well as defense is taught, only a small limited edition has been printed.  Frankly we don't want just anybody to learn these secret maneuvers.  That's why we're posting this on the Internet.
KUNG-FU will NOT be sold in any store, and is available ONLY by mail to SERIOUS students who must vow NEVER to use it as an aggressor - but only as self-defense to protect themselves, their friends, and family.  We don't ever want a criminal or hoodlum to be able to buy it because of it's DEADLY POWER!!!!

What IS Kung-Fu?
Kung-Fu is the most DEADLY form of defense and attack ever devised!!  Even a Karate, Savate, or Judo expert shudders at the thought of meeting a KUNG-FU master because he knows who the winner will be!!  With just a basic knowledge of KUNG-FU learned easily in the privacy of your own home, you can beat hoodlums, outfight two, three, or even four Karate or Judo experts, professional wrestlers, or boxers!!!!  When Chinese Kung-Fu arrives in your mail, turn immediately to page 87 and look at the easy-to-understand photo illustrations.  Instantly you see how easily you can turn your opponents attack into a CRIPPLING blow to his chest - a maneuver you can perform in just a few minutes of practice!  A few pages later we'll show you how to escape a deadly strangle-hold quickly and easily by slamming your attacker into the ground!

Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones!
Containing more than 150 step-by-step LIVE-ACTION and SLOW MOTION PHOTOS, your personal KUNG-FU Master Instructor takes you by your hand and shows you in plain, clear and simple easy to understand language how to use highly secret KUNG-FU to multiply your power a THOUSAND-FOLD!!!  You learn how to handle a small mob of attackers who are fully armed and even pinning you to the ground so you can't move!  You pay NOTHING if you can't disarm one hoodlum . . . send another flying through the air and slam a third into the ground -- all in a split second of KUNG-FU maneuvers that will take your attackers by surprise!

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