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The Smoking Man (Part 7)

As his new skull began to form, a circular object slammed into his forehead.

The Smoking Man (Part 6)

His eyes remained in place, recording everything that transpired. Pulled flesh quivered and bubbled, changing from it's familiar green to white and down to a boiling red. It then pulsated between crimson and violet. The man who didn't know who he was felt the little identity he had gurgle up and fade away.

The Smoking Man (Part 5)

His skin was untwined from his frame like scattered yarn. His mouth locked in a scream that no one could hear.

The Smoking Man (Part 4)

White lightening arced and cut through the night's sky. Flesh ripped and marrow crackled. It was too late for defense . .

The Smoking Man (Part 3)

He would recall memories, but they were dull and faded. The cold tonight was numbing, even for his electrified dead skin. This didn't help as things were about to change.